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Alcohol v1.0

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class alcohol{

       private int vision;
       private int lag;
       private int mental_defence;
       private int happiness;
       private int health;

    public static void drink(person){
        if ((happiness <= 11) || (person.status == emo) || (person.status == rebellious) || (person.status == fun)){
       drinking(person);
      }
    }

    public static void drinking(person){

      for (int alcohol=0; alcohol < 0.7; alcohol = alcohol + 0.01) {
           if (alcohol == 0.01) {
              vision = vision - 1;
              lag = 256ms;
              mental_defence = mental_defence - 1;
              happiness = happiness + (java.math.rand (10));
              health = health - 1;
           }

           if (alcohol == 0.02) {
              vision = vision - 2;
              lag = 300ms;
              mental_defence = mental_defence - 2;
              happiness = happiness + (java.math.rand(20));
              health = health - 2;
           }

           if (alcohol == 0.05) {
              vision = vision - 5;
              lag = 1000ms;
              mental_defence = mental_defence - 5;
              happiness = happiness - (java.math.rand(20));
              health = health - 5;
           }

           if (alcohol == 0.1) {
              vision = vision - 10;
              lag = 2000ms;
              mental_defence = mental_defence - 5;
              happiness = happiness - (java.math.rand(10));
              health = health - 10;
           }

           if (alcohol == 0.2) {
              vision = 1;
              lag = 3500ms;
              mental_defence = 0;
              happiness = 0;
              health = health - 10
           }

           if (alcohol == 0.3) {
              vision = 0;
              lag = java.math.infinity;
              health = health - (java.math.rand(20) + 10);
              person.status = status.coma;
           }

           if (alcohol == 0.5) {
              person = 0;
           }
      }
   }
}
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USHighways!theRoad.cross(aChicken)

I know, I know, it's vbscript. Who gives a damn, this was highly entertaining. ^_^