Hyperanalysis

What he's thinking during the movie:

Does she like me? I should find out somehow. What should I do? Is she trying to hint something? Give a sign? What'll I do? Should I give my own sign? What if I put my arm right here, just like this, maybe she'll pick up on it and grab it? Five minutes, ten, nope, she's not doing anything, does she want me to grab hers? C'mon, c'mon, please, please, given me a sign! If she does and I don't, then that's an opportunity missed, but if I do and she had no thoughts of anything like that then she'll shrug me off and probably never speak to me again. What can I do? Should I lean in closer to her? Maybe she'll hug me. Nope, she's not doing anything. Wait. She's moving away. What does this mean?? Is it unconscious? It is on purpose? Is she trying to give me a sign? Does she want me to back off? Should I try taking her hand? No, no, no. Not now, she's leaned away. I'm sure if she wanted to be close she'dve stayed just the way she was, that lean was purposely calculated to move away from my own - unless it's all involuntary. Oh, I just had an idea! What if I reach for the snacks at the same time as she does? Let's try... wait, no, stop! Damn, I was too late. Should I keep reaching for the snacks? Maybe she'll grab my hand instead. But... the lean! I don't know what she's thinking! Maybe I should fake a yawn and put my arm around her, or ever so slightly brush against her and then stop moving and stay like that, slightly touching. But, no! She keeps moving out of range! What'll I do? Damnit, give me a definite sign! Either way! If I keep this up, she'll be way over there and I'll be way over here. But I can't resume my original position, she'll be so far away from me, and there'll be no chance any more of me seeing if she likes me or not. I'll move back. Fifteen minutes. Wait, what was that? She moved back! Is this a sign? Does she want me to take another chance? Is she hinting that I should get closer to her? Should I move in and try again? No... she leaned away from me last time. You know what? Screw it. I don't think she likes me. I'm giving up. I'm watching the fucking movie.

What she's thinking during the movie:

Why's the guy fighting the other guy?
Oh... he works for the bad guys.
Yeah, makes sense I guess.